google checkout improves ranking?

It looks like the rumor mills are churning out about Google again. The rumors say that having Google checkout improves site’s ranking — Google denies, but does anyone really trust them anymore?

Posted here at July 3, 2006 – Google Checkout – Grab it now! (Filed under Google Essentials). I said “Why to wait a second? Grab it now”.

Just for joking purposes (if you notices PageRank zero on this page you’ll understand why…) I took Google’s marketing text and changed it to align with the rumor. This is the way it goes:

  • Stop creating multiple links and web pages.
    With Google Checkout„¢ you can quickly and easily get higher position on organic result pages across the web and track all your orders and shipping you made using this trick.
  • Improve ranking with confidence.
    Our fraud protection policy covers you against unauthorized PageRank tricks made through black-hat SEO companies. Google Checkout will improve your ranking with confidence.
  • Control AdWords & AdSense costs.
    You can keep your pay per click money in your pocket, and easily turn off expensive ad campaigns where you use Google Checkout instead.

BTW, if your site ran into Google Problems, Acroterion can help you out!

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